From the recording Demo tracks from Twelfth Night

Lyrics

There once lived a lord who was deepest in love
(Hey ho, hey ho, the wind and the rain)
With a lady as fair as the heavens above
(The rain it raineth everyday)
With cruelty she spurned all his words of romance
(Hey ho, hey ho, the wind and the rain)
So he sent her his servant to make his advance
(The rain it raineth everyday)

When the boy spoke of love, the fair lady did sigh
(Hey ho, hey ho, the wind and the rain)
And she smiled and blushed as she batted her eyes
(The rain it raineth everyday)
The lord cursed and spat when he found with great shock
(Hey ho, hey ho, the wind and the rain)
The lady enjoying the servant boy’s—